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Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be thereYou mean Miss Ling LingYou know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling LingI'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnicMiss Thing Thing from the

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Norbit • 2007

Rasputia:little miss skinny bitch gon be there?Norbit:Oh you mean miss ling ling?Rasputia:Now you know damn well i aint talkin bout no mis lang lang im talkin about mis thang thang from that picnicNorbit:Miss thing thing from the picnic? i dont really remember her name. Oh wait i think i remember now! It was a ferign name. Something Russian?Rasputia:Kate bitch!Norbit:Oh yes Kate. Well you know i dont know if Kates going to be there.Rasputia:Well im goin.Norbit:No! I mean you dont like water parks RasputiaRasputia:Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin!Norbit:Great

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Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there

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You mean Miss Ling Ling

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You know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling

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I'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnic

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Miss Thing Thing from the picnic

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Who are you talking about sweetheart I don't even

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Wait I think I remember now A girl she had the foreign name

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Something Russian Kate bitch

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Kate Of course it's Kate Yes I don't know if Kate's gonna be there

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I hadn't even thought about it It didn't even cross my mind

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I wonder will Kate be there Damn good question

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Well I'm going

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No

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You don't like water parks Rasputia No

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Who don't like water parks I love them They're just like amusement parks

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except you ain't got to get off the ride to go to the bathroom

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How you doing

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Great

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هل العاهرة الصغيرة ستكون هناك

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تعني السيدة لينج لينج

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انت تعرف حق المعرفة اني لا اعني لينج لينج

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اعني السيد شئ شئ من تلك الرحلة

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السيدة شئ شئ من تلك الرحلة

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عن من تتكلمين عزيزتي انا لا

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لحظة اعتقد اني تذكرت الان البنت اعتقد انه لديها اسم غريب

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شئ روسي العاهرة كيت

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كيت بالطبع كيت انا لا اعرف ان كيت ستكون هناك

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انا حتى لم افكر بها حتى انها لم تمر في بالي

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اتسائل هل ستكون كيت هناك اللعنة سؤال جيد

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حسنا انا ذاهبة

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لا

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انت لا تحبين متنزهات الماء راسبيوشا لا

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من لا بحب متنزهات الماء انا اعشقهم جدا

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ماعدا انك لا تحتاج لقطع الرحلة للذهاب الى الحمام

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كيف الحال

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ممتاز

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Mlle Sac d'os sera là

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Tu parles de Mlle Ling Ling

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Je parle pas de Mlle Ling Ling

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mais de Mlle Crack Crack de la fête

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Mlle Cring Cring de la fête

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Mais de qui tu parles ma puce Ça y est

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Je m'en souviens Cette fille qui avait un prénom étranger

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Mika Predli Verondoubi Kadabushi

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Ça faisait russe Kate débile

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Kate bien sûr Je sais pas si Kate sera là

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Ça m'avait même pas traversé l'esprit

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Je me demande si elle sera là C'est une bonne question

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Je viens

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Non

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T'aimes pas les parcs aquatiques Rasputia

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J'adore ça C'est comme les parcs d'attractions

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sauf que c'est plus simple pour faire pipi

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Et vlan

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Super

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Miss KIapperdürr auch dabei

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Du meinst Miss Ling Ling

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Du weißt dass ich nicht Miss Ling Ling meine

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Ich meine Miss Ding Ding vom Picknick

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Miss Ding Ding vom Picknick

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Wovon redest du Schätzchen Ich weiß nicht

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Warte jetzt weiß ich es Ein Mädchen ausIändischer Name

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Etwas Russisches Kate SchIampe

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Kate NatürIich Kate Ich weiß nicht ob sie dabei sein wird

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Ich habe nicht daran gedacht Kam mir nicht in den Sinn

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Wird Kate wohI da sein Verdammt gute Frage

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Tja ich komme mit

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Nein

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Du magst keine Wasserparks Rasputia Nein

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Ich mag keine Wasserparks Ich Iiebe sie Wie Freizeitparks

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aber man kann beim SpieIen auf ToiIette

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Was sagst du dazu

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ToII

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Я понимаю но это же парк там вода

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я могу влипнуть в неприятности если я туда приду может

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Что ты собираешься с этим делать Кейт

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Я буду делать тебе электрошок пока ты не согласишься

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Будет тебе Кейт Не играй с этим

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Штуковины включены Она горячая Ясно

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Ничего не ясно Перестань Кейт Перестань Кейт

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Ну же Скажи да

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Да да да Да да да да Перестань Сестра

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Боже мой Дейон Как красиво Я и не знала что ты умеешь готовить

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Я просто от всей души захотел тебя порадовать чем то особенным

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Я это чувствую

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Давай сделаем это Поженимся Я не могу больше ждать

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Дейон Церковь свободна в субботу

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Ты это серьезно

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Милая мы созданы друг для друга Да

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Я хочу этого В субботу Да

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Спасибо тебе Нет тебе спасибо

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БЭКГРАУНД ЧЕКС ПО ПОЧТЕ

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La pelandruja flaca va a estar ahí

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Te refieres a la Srta Ling Ling

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Sabes perfectamente bien

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Estoy hablando de la Srta Culín del picnic

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De quién hablas

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Ah sí ya recuerdo

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Es una chica que tiene un nombre corto

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Empieza con K Creo que es ruso

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Kate hombre Kate claro

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No sé si Kate estará ahí No había pensado en eso

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No se me ocurrió Me pregunto si estará

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Buena pregunta

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Pues yo voy No

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No te gustan los parques acuáticos

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Me encantan los parques acuáticos

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Son iguales que los parques de diversiones

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Sólo que no tienes que bajarte del paseo

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para ir al baño

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Genial

Available in 6 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

3,438

Timestamp in Movie

00:46:21

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.

Actors

Norbit