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Norbit! Hi. Hey. Good morning, Rasputia. Good morning.How are you this morning? Where the...

Norbit • 2007

Norbit! Hi. Hey. Good morning, Rasputia. Good morning.How are you this morning? Where the hell you going? Nowhere special.I was just gonna go out to... - I was just going over to Raging Waters.- Raging Waters? Yes. It's this thingI got roped into, darling. You know, I was at this orphanagewhen I was raised, and... And the people from the orphanage and now they're taking other orphansto Raging Waters so they asked me to comeand give back to the community, so I'm trying to, you know, do my part. Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there? You mean Miss Ling Ling? You know damn wellI ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling. I'm talking about Miss Thing Thingfrom that picnic. Miss Thing Thing from the picnic? Who are you talking about, sweetheart?I don't even... Wait, I think I remember now.A girl, she had the foreign name

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Norbit

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Hi Hey Good morning Rasputia

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Good morning How are you this morning

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Where the hell you going

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Nowhere special I was just gonna go out to

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I was just going over to Raging Waters Raging Waters

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Yes It's this thing I got roped into darling

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You know I was at this orphanage when I was raised and

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And the people from the orphanage

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and now they're taking other orphans to Raging Waters

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so they asked me to come and give back to the community

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so I'm trying to you know do my part

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Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there

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You mean Miss Ling Ling

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You know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling

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I'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnic

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Miss Thing Thing from the picnic

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Who are you talking about sweetheart I don't even

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Wait I think I remember now A girl she had the foreign name

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نوربت

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مرحبا صباح الخير راسبيوشا

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صبح الخير كيف حالك هذا الصباح

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الى اين انت ذاهب

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ليس الى مكان مميز انا فقط اردت ان

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انا ذاهب الى العاصفة المائية فقط العاصفة المائية

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اجل انه شئ اصبحت مشدودا اليه عزيزتي

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تعلمين كنت يتيم عندما تربيت

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والناس من الملاجئ

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والان ياخذون الايتام الاخرين الى العاصفة المائية

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لهذا طلبوا مني الحضور لاعود الى المجموعة

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انا احاول تعلمين ان اقوم بدوري

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هل العاهرة الصغيرة ستكون هناك

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تعني السيدة لينج لينج

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انت تعرف حق المعرفة اني لا اعني لينج لينج

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اعني السيد شئ شئ من تلك الرحلة

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السيدة شئ شئ من تلك الرحلة

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عن من تتكلمين عزيزتي انا لا

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لحظة اعتقد اني تذكرت الان البنت اعتقد انه لديها اسم غريب

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Bonjour Rasputia

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Bonjour Comment ça va ce matin

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Où tu vas comme ça

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Nulle part Je sortais juste

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pour aller à la Furie des Eaux À la Furie des Eaux

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Je me suis laissé convaincre chérie

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C'est l'orphelinat où j'ai été élevé

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Ils emmènent les petits

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à la Furie des Eaux

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et ils m'ont demandé de les accompagner

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pour faire une bonne action

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Mlle Sac d'os sera là

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Tu parles de Mlle Ling Ling

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Je parle pas de Mlle Ling Ling

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mais de Mlle Crack Crack de la fête

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Mlle Cring Cring de la fête

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Mais de qui tu parles ma puce Ça y est

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Je m'en souviens Cette fille qui avait un prénom étranger

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Norbit

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HaIIo He Guten Morgen Rasputia

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Guten Morgen Wie geht es dir heute Morgen

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Wo zum TeufeI gehst du hin

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Nirgendwo hin Ich woIIte nur raus um

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Ich woIIte zum WiIdwasserpark WiIdwasserpark

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Ja Ich habe mich überreden Iassen Schatz

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Ich bin doch in diesem Waisenhaus aufgewachsen

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Und die Leute vom Waisenhaus

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nehmen andere Kinder mit zum WiIdwasserpark

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deshaIb fragten sie ob ich mitkommen kann

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aIso heIfe ich ein bisschen aus

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Miss KIapperdürr auch dabei

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Du meinst Miss Ling Ling

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Du weißt dass ich nicht Miss Ling Ling meine

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Ich meine Miss Ding Ding vom Picknick

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Miss Ding Ding vom Picknick

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Wovon redest du Schätzchen Ich weiß nicht

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Warte jetzt weiß ich es Ein Mädchen ausIändischer Name

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Присоединяйся к нам

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Не уверен что я умею кататься на велосипеде

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Я никогда Я даже не знаю как

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Я не умею кататься на велосипеде

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Разве ты никогда этому не учился

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Понимаешь ты уехала

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и там некому было меня учить

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Вонг на велосипеде не ездит

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Ладно займемся чем то другим Водный парк

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Дети меня упрашивали взять их туда

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Не знаю что сказать о водном парке

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Послушай это же суббота Работать тебе не нужно

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Я понимаю но это же парк там вода

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я могу влипнуть в неприятности если я туда приду может

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Что ты собираешься с этим делать Кейт

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Я буду делать тебе электрошок пока ты не согласишься

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Будет тебе Кейт Не играй с этим

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Штуковины включены Она горячая Ясно

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Ничего не ясно Перестань Кейт Перестань Кейт

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Ну же Скажи да

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Norbit

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Hola Buenos días Rasputia

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Buenos días Cómo amaneciste

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A dónde diablos vas

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A ningún lugar en particular

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Al parque acuático Al parque acuático

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Es una actividad del orfanato

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Hoy llevarán a los niños al parque acuático

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Y me gusta estar con ellos Para que no se sientan solos

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La pelandruja flaca va a estar ahí

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Te refieres a la Srta Ling Ling

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Sabes perfectamente bien

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Estoy hablando de la Srta Culín del picnic

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De quién hablas

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Ah sí ya recuerdo

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Es una chica que tiene un nombre corto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

162

Timestamp in Movie

00:45:48

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.