I want to say Norbit that I very... very confused, why you marry Latimore. I don't...
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Mr. Wong:
[Doing the wedding toast]
I want to say Norbit that I very... very confused, why you marry Latimore. I don't understand it, because when you was little boy, you say,
Mr. Wong:
[Quoting Norbit]
"One day I find girl of my dreams"
Mr. Wong:
[Now self again]
and then you marry a Gorilla.
Mr. Wong:
[as the Latimore brothers stand]
I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?
Mr. Wong:
[Quietly]
cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here okay.
Mr. Wong:
[the Latimore brothers sit and Wong continues the story]
When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run allover the place naked. Always naked. And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee pee, the size of an egg roll. You know, Norbit.
Norbit:
That's true.
Mr. Wong:
And one day, down by the creek, Norbit run around naked and poisonous snake jump up and bite Norbit, right on ass. Very close to whole. Norbit pass out. I think Norbit is dead. I go to check the boy pulse. He is still alive. He is still alive!
Mr. Wong:
[Quoting himself]
"Okay" I say "I must do something to save child." So, I start to think. "Do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass, or do I let him die?"
Mr. Wong:
[after a pause]
I do most responsible thing. I say "hell to the no. Norbit is out of here, because it is long time in hell, before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass."
Mr. Wong:
[after laughter from crowd]
But strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior. That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything. Even...
Mr. Wong:
[Covertly points at Rasputia, as crowd laughs again]
So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness, and peace, and love, and lots of bananas for you and your new gorilla. I only kidding. To Norbit, and Rasputia.
Transcript
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I say Hell to the no
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Norbit is out of here
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because it is long time in hell
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before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass
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But strange mystical thing happen Norbit
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Even though poison is in Norbit he not die
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Norbit get stronger and stronger
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That why I know Norbit deep down inside you very very strong
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You strong like warrior
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That's why I say to you Norbit you can survive anything
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 282
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 48s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
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00:06 Did somebody just call me a whale
00:30 What is this Norbit
00:26 As for Rasputia
and the rest of the Latimores,
00:16 What you mean, "Ew"? No, "Ew."
Man kiss ...
00:10 Proud of that boy.
00:16 Norbit!
00:13 Bingo! Right in the blow hole!
00:23 Get out of the way.
00:19 -You messed up, boy.
-That's right.
00:09 What's up, white man?
Pay for your sins. Pay for your s...
00:22 -I'm gonna rip your head off.
-Rasputia.
00:12 Where the hell you going, Norbit?
00:22 Nuts.
00:07 What are the Latimores doing here?
00:11 P-O-W-E-R.
00:11 Three minutes to show time.
Not too late to chicken out.
00:19 -Come on, Rasputia! We gonna be late.
-Yeah.
00:12 Hello?
00:31 Expecting a letter, Norbit?
00:17 Hello?