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Rasputia, I'm just loaded up with paperwork up to my ear

Rasputia, I'm just loaded upwith paperwork up to my ear. I was wondering, could you...

Norbit • 2007

Rasputia, I'm just loaded upwith paperwork up to my ear. I was wondering, could you runthese permits downtown for me? Now you tell mewhat in the hell I look like, running some goddamn permitsdown to City Hall for your ass. You do it. Okay. - What's the surprise?- No, I'm not telling you. Tell me. Hey, no, what are you doing? - Not till the last second.- What? What? - You ready?- Yeah, what is it? I know you don't thinkI'm gonna get on that thing. - I think you're gonna get on that.- Hey, no way. Hey. Come on! Look where you wanna go.You're doing great. You got it? You got it? You got it? Watch out for the fence! And the mailbox. Rasputia, the painters fromthe Crestview site got food poisoning. There's vomit everywhere! You know damn wellyou clean up all the vomit. You do it! - I don't feel safe.- Yeah! You're doing great!

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Rasputia I'm just loaded up with paperwork up to my ear

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I was wondering could you run these permits downtown for me

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Now you tell me what in the hell I look like

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running some goddamn permits down to City Hall for your ass

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You do it

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Okay

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What's the surprise No I'm not telling you

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Tell me Hey no what are you doing

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Not till the last second What What

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You ready Yeah what is it

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I know you don't think I'm gonna get on that thing

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I think you're gonna get on that Hey no way Hey

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Come on Look where you wanna go You're doing great

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You got it You got it You got it

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Watch out for the fence

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And the mailbox

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Rasputia the painters from the Crestview site got food poisoning

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There's vomit everywhere

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You know damn well you clean up all the vomit You do it

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I don't feel safe Yeah You're doing great

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راسبيوشا انا مشغول حتى اذناي بالعمل مع هذه الاوراق

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اتسائل اذا كان ابمكانك ايصال هذه الرخصة للبلدة من اجلي

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الان انت اخبرني ماذا ابدو لك

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اخذ بعض الرخص للبلدة من اجلك ايها اللعين

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انت افعلها

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حسنا

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ما المفاجاه لا لن اخبرك

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اخبريني لا ماذا تفعلين

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ليس حتى اخر لحظة ماذا

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انت جاهز اجل ما الامر

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اعلم انك لا تعتقدين اني ساركب هذا الشئ

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اعتقد انك سوف تركب هذا الشئ مستحيل

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انظر الى اين وصلنا انت تبلي جيدا

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تمكنت منها تمكنت

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انتبه الى السياج

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وصندوق البريد

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راسبيوشا الرسامون من موقع كريستفيو اصيبوا بتسمم غذائي

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هناك قيئ بكل مكان

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انت تعلم حق المعرفة انه عليك ان تنظف القيئ افعلها

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لا اشعر بالامان اجللل انت تبلي جيدا

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Je suis débordé avec toute cette paperasse

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Tu pourrais me déposer ces permis à la mairie

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Mais tu me prends pour qui

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Tu crois que je vais déposer ces foutus permis à ta place

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Fais le toi même

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C'est quoi la surprise Je te dirai pas

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Qu'est ce que tu fais

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Tu le verras au dernier moment

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T'es prêt Qu'est ce que c'est

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Tu crois pas que je vais monter là dessus

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Si justement Pas question

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Regarde où tu vas C'est super

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C'est bon

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La barrière

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Et la boîte aux lettres

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Les peintres du chantier de Crestview

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ont vomi partout

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Tu sais bien que c'est toi qui nettoies le vomi

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Je me sens pas en sécurité C'est génial

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Rasputia ich stecke bis zum HaIs in Papierkram

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Könntest du diese Genehmigungen für mich in die Stadt bringen

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Wie sähe das denn aus wenn ich

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gottverdammte Genehmigungen für dich zum Rathaus brächte

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Mach du es

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Ok

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Wo ist die Überraschung Ich sage nichts

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Sag s mir He was machst du denn

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Erst in Ietzter Sekunde Was

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Bist du bereit Ja was ist es denn

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Du gIaubst doch nicht dass ich da aufsteige

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Du wirst aufsteigen He auf keinen FaII He

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Komm schon Schau in Fahrtrichtung Du machst es toII

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Hast du s Hast du s Hast du s raus

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Pass auf den Zaun auf

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Und den Briefkasten

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Rasputia die MaIer haben eine LebensmitteIvergiftung

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AIIes ist voIIgekotzt

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Du weißt ganz genau dass du die Kotze wegmachen musst

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Ich fühI mich nicht sicher Ja Du machst es toII

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ВЕС СПУСКАЮЩЕГОСЯ НЕ ДОЛЖЕН ПРЕВЫШАТЬ 135 КГ

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Я не вешу проклятые 135 кг Мой вес 75 кг Вот так то

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Потрясающе

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Что это

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Это Распутия

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Я покажу вам как надо спускаться с горки

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Суки я спускаюсь

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Пресвятая Дева Мария

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Медленнее Стой стой

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Вот так то

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Ну почему она должна выходить замуж Ллойд

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Все было так хорошо

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Вот он

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Сочувствую вашему сотрясению

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Ничего И травме шеи

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Да ладно И ушибу желудка

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И тромбу

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Ничего

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Ты прекрасно знаешь черт побери что это твой ребенок

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Ты знаешь что твой У него твой подбородок твои губы

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Rasputia estoy de trabajo hasta el cuello

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Puedes hacer esta entrega por mí

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Dime por qué tengo que hacer tu trabajo

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Hazlo tú

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OK

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No Qué haces

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Quiero darte una sorpresa De qué se trata

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No creerás que me voy a montar ahí

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Claro que sí Ni hablar

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Sólo tienes que ir derecho Lo tienes Lo tienes

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Lo tienes Cuidado

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Con el buzón del correo

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Rasputia se botó la espuma

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Hay que salir a comprar más

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Pues no pienso ir a ningún lado Hazlo tú

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Lo estás haciendo muy bien

Available in 6 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

93

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:03

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.