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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

He goes, "I could be a cynical asshole.I know who I am

He goes, "I could be a cynical asshole.
I know who I am

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He goes, "I could be a cynical asshole. I know who I am.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:19
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E02 You know, my wife loves me," which turns out to be tragic. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
You know, my wife loves me," which turns out to be trag...
S01 • E08 Good night, ladies and gentlemen! I want the band to play me off. Am I done? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Good night, ladies and gentlemen! I want the band to play me...
S01 • E04 "Male authors are obsessed..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
"Male authors are obsessed..."
S01 • E06 Not John Belushi, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
Not John Belushi,
S01 • E01 You go on a date, you fool around, and then two days later they are like, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
You go on a date, you fool around, and then two days later t...
S01 • E04 Updike and Hemingway, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
Updike and Hemingway,
S01 • E02 Yeah, that's my favorite movie. There's no movie that even comes close. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Yeah, that's my favorite movie. There's no movie t...
S01 • E08 - I wanted to go off on that. - This is what we're going to do. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- I wanted to go off on that. - This is what we're goin...
S01 • E02 And I think that film really taught me about tone. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
And I think that film really taught me about tone.
S01 • E04 Anyways. "Male authors do tend to be obsessed with female bodies. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Anyways. "Male authors do tend to be obsessed with fema...
S01 • E02 And cadence and tone is very obsessively important to me - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:17
And cadence and tone is very obsessively important to me
S01 • E04 Going on and on about webbed feet and soft, insulated..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
Going on and on about webbed feet and soft, insulated...&quo...
S01 • E08 When Mozart would sit down to compose a new piano concerto, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:13
When Mozart would sit down to compose a new piano concerto,
S01 • E01 I read your book and I was wondering, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
I read your book and I was wondering,
S01 • E06 But I just wanted you to get your due from the crowd. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
But I just wanted you to get your due from the crowd.
S01 • E02 ...the Queensboro Bridge in New York jerking off punks for $15 a man. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
...the Queensboro Bridge in New York jerking off punks for $...
S01 • E01 My step dad was a doctor and he was into guns. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
My step dad was a doctor and he was into guns.
S01 • E06 And now, the final joke, by Chevy Chase. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
And now, the final joke, by Chevy Chase.
S01 • E03 I say, "I pay you enough. You have to look at the body in a bathing suit." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
I say, "I pay you enough. You have to look at the body ...
S01 • E03 I can't pay strangers enough to look at this body in a bathing suit. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
I can't pay strangers enough to look at this body in a ...