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How do you get a tissue to dance? - How do you get a tissue to dance?
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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

How do you get a tissue to dance?- How do you get a tissue to dance?

How do you get a tissue to dance?
- How do you get a tissue to dance?

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- How do you get a tissue to dance? - How do you get a tissue to dance?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:20
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E03 Oh, well, now I feel like a fool because this is not for Judge Judy, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
Oh, well, now I feel like a fool because this is not for Jud...
S01 • E08 - Here it is. Right into that camera. - All right. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Here it is. Right into that camera. - All right.
S01 • E01 Everyone's like, "You grew up with all that?" - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Everyone's like, "You grew up with all that?"
S01 • E08 I wonder who's buried in the grave - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
I wonder who's buried in the grave
S01 • E02 That's my kids' favorite joke. We tell it all the time. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
That's my kids' favorite joke. We tell it all the ...
S01 • E01 And so for my 10th birthday I got a deer rifle and a shotgun shell reloader, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
And so for my 10th birthday I got a deer rifle and a shotgun...
S01 • E02 Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray
S01 • E09 Now this is the part of the show, Billy Joe, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Now this is the part of the show, Billy Joe,
S01 • E01 And we go and shoot quail and dove and white winged dove - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
And we go and shoot quail and dove and white winged dove
S01 • E02 - Is that, like, a haiku more than a joke? - It's a little bit of a haiku. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Is that, like, a haiku more than a joke? - It's a lit...
S01 • E01 You know, when she was a single mom in that little middle period, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
You know, when she was a single mom in that little middle pe...
S01 • E02 Now what we do here, Drew, is, you know, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
Now what we do here, Drew, is, you know,
S01 • E09 "I don't fat shame women because you can't judge a book by its cover. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
"I don't fat shame women because you can't ju...
S01 • E01 And drop us in the desert in the morning with... canteen and a lunch - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:11
And drop us in the desert in the morning with... canteen and...
S01 • E02 - and with such a great sense of humor. - Holy shit, Norm, thank you. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- and with such a great sense of humor. - Holy shit, Norm, t...
S01 • E09 Of course, it's too damn thick. Nobody's gonna read it." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Of course, it's too damn thick. Nobody's gonna rea...
S01 • E02 However, uh, we write jokes for them, just so in case. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
However, uh, we write jokes for them, just so in case.
S01 • E01 - That's cool. - I'd have a shotgun, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
- That's cool. - I'd have a shotgun,
S01 • E09 Billy Joe, what about this one? "This might sound crazy, but..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Billy Joe, what about this one? "This might sound crazy...
S01 • E02 "I wear my hair in a big man bun to compensate for my tiny man hot dog." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
"I wear my hair in a big man bun to compensate for my t...