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I think I would get a... a tortoise. A giant tortoise
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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

I think I would get a... a tortoise.A giant tortoise

I think I would get a... a tortoise.
A giant tortoise

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I think I would get a... a tortoise. A giant tortoise.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:12
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E07 - Yes. - Screaming, "You disappointed me." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
- Yes. - Screaming, "You disappointed me."
S01 • E01 What a story. You never told that story anywhere. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
What a story. You never told that story anywhere.
S01 • E10 The fake commercial, we shot a lot of them before the show because we knew - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
The fake commercial, we shot a lot of them before the show b...
S01 • E06 The story was, and it was true, that he was fumbling and stumbling. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
The story was, and it was true, that he was fumbling and stu...
S01 • E03 - Ah, drats. - And the statute of limitations - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
- Ah, drats. - And the statute of limitations
S01 • E08 I'm a gigantic Van the Man fan. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
I'm a gigantic Van the Man fan.
S01 • E09 And I didn't like him for a long time, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
And I didn't like him for a long time,
S01 • E05 Um, you were always attracted to powerful and yet disparate men. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
Um, you were always attracted to powerful and yet disparate ...
S01 • E08 So my kid's getting a little older and I go to see a show in New York. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
So my kid's getting a little older and I go to see a sh...
S01 • E10 Commercials were the only thing that have been a constant for... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Commercials were the only thing that have been a constant fo...
S01 • E07 And so I went to, you know, film school. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
And so I went to, you know, film school.
S01 • E09 - And... and then I... - Oh, and then he put you in that song. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
- And... and then I... - Oh, and then he put you in that son...
S01 • E03 I haven't really thought about how I feel about the statute of limitations. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
I haven't really thought about how I feel about the sta...
S01 • E02 Yeah, it's very cool. I'd never done television other than SNL, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:12
Yeah, it's very cool. I'd never done television ot...
S01 • E08 I'm sitting there and the guy who was managing him at the time says, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:11
I'm sitting there and the guy who was managing him at t...
S01 • E06 To me, it didn't even look like it was a mistake with him. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
To me, it didn't even look like it was a mistake with h...
S01 • E10 At every age, so you sort of, uh, you knew them, and... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
At every age, so you sort of, uh, you knew them, and...
S01 • E09 Yeah, I think he's trying to get back in my good side or something. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Yeah, I think he's trying to get back in my good side o...
S01 • E05 Your first husband, Roger Vadim, the... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Your first husband, Roger Vadim, the...
S01 • E04 They used to have a commercial and the guy would be coming home - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
They used to have a commercial and the guy would be coming h...