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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

Roses are gray, violets are gray,tulips are gray because I am a dog

Roses are gray, violets are gray,
tulips are gray because I am a dog

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray
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because I am a dog.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
83
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:38
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E09 Now this is the part of the show, Billy Joe, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Now this is the part of the show, Billy Joe,
S01 • E01 And we go and shoot quail and dove and white winged dove - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
And we go and shoot quail and dove and white winged dove
S01 • E02 - Is that, like, a haiku more than a joke? - It's a little bit of a haiku. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Is that, like, a haiku more than a joke? - It's a lit...
S01 • E01 You know, when she was a single mom in that little middle period, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
You know, when she was a single mom in that little middle pe...
S01 • E02 Now what we do here, Drew, is, you know, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:08
Now what we do here, Drew, is, you know,
S01 • E09 "I don't fat shame women because you can't judge a book by its cover. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
"I don't fat shame women because you can't ju...
S01 • E01 And drop us in the desert in the morning with... canteen and a lunch - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:11
And drop us in the desert in the morning with... canteen and...
S01 • E02 - and with such a great sense of humor. - Holy shit, Norm, thank you. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- and with such a great sense of humor. - Holy shit, Norm, t...
S01 • E09 Of course, it's too damn thick. Nobody's gonna read it." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Of course, it's too damn thick. Nobody's gonna rea...
S01 • E02 However, uh, we write jokes for them, just so in case. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
However, uh, we write jokes for them, just so in case.
S01 • E01 - That's cool. - I'd have a shotgun, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
- That's cool. - I'd have a shotgun,
S01 • E09 Billy Joe, what about this one? "This might sound crazy, but..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Billy Joe, what about this one? "This might sound crazy...
S01 • E02 "I wear my hair in a big man bun to compensate for my tiny man hot dog." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
"I wear my hair in a big man bun to compensate for my t...
S01 • E09 "Bad news for e-cigarette users. You look fucking stupid." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
"Bad news for e-cigarette users. You look fucking stupi...
S01 • E02 "The president of ESPN says he quit the network - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
"The president of ESPN says he quit the network
S01 • E02 Cocaine also explains why are the... why..." Fuck it. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Cocaine also explains why are the... why..." Fuck it.
S01 • E09 "Strangely, the word Bell is in the inventor of the telephone's name, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:19
"Strangely, the word Bell is in the inventor of the tel...
S01 • E01 When you're going through the desert, how often do you encounter skeet? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
When you're going through the desert, how often do you ...
S01 • E02 Here's a joke for the great Drew Barrymore, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
Here's a joke for the great Drew Barrymore,
S01 • E01 - Well, skeet now means semen. - Yeah, you get 'em both. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Well, skeet now means semen. - Yeah, you get 'em both...