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This is my pickup line for the ladies
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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

This is my pickup line for the ladies, you know, and it's never worked once

This is my pickup line for the ladies, you know, and it's never worked once

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This is my pickup line for the ladies,
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you know, and it's never worked once.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:00
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E10 - Oh, you mean? - After... After, uh, Three Amigos. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Oh, you mean? - After... After, uh, Three Amigos.
S01 • E02 You know, make me look like I'm some big hero or what other people say. Whatever. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
You know, make me look like I'm some big hero or what o...
S01 • E08 "Tell them a joke! So I try... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
"Tell them a joke! So I try...
S01 • E09 Well, I finally... I wrote a song later on called: - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:11
Well, I finally... I wrote a song later on called:
S01 • E01 Probably upwards of, let me do the math, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:14
Probably upwards of, let me do the math,
S01 • E10 - Who's they? - I was hoping you wouldn't ask that. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Who's they? - I was hoping you wouldn't ask that...
S01 • E02 But I found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:10
But I found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest
S01 • E03 Is it women trying to be like men and that's how they feel they can succeed? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Is it women trying to be like men and that's how they f...
S01 • E05 And you know how ladies, they drink with the umbrellas and stuff. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
And you know how ladies, they drink with the umbrellas and s...
S01 • E08 You, me, him and Van Morrison ought to go out some time. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
You, me, him and Van Morrison ought to go out some time.
S01 • E08 Oh, man. My dad, when I was young, took me to see George Jones. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Oh, man. My dad, when I was young, took me to see George Jon...
S01 • E05 So I'll wait till that, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:13
So I'll wait till that,
S01 • E09 Everybody says, "Lump of coal." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Everybody says, "Lump of coal."
S01 • E04 I'll do a bad joke first. "If the Earth hasn't been..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
I'll do a bad joke first. "If the Earth hasn'...
S01 • E03 I mean, why wouldn't audiences be as interested in a female's musing - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:13
I mean, why wouldn't audiences be as interested in a fe...
S01 • E10 - Yeah. - I had him on a program I had! - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Yeah. - I had him on a program I had!
S01 • E09 Down in Texas, they say "chunk." Gimme a "chunk" of that cake or... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Down in Texas, they say "chunk." Gimme a "chu...
S01 • E08 And he said, "Sometimes his show stops early. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
And he said, "Sometimes his show stops early.
S01 • E04 "If Earth hasn't been visited by super-intelligent aliens - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
"If Earth hasn't been visited by super-intelligent...
S01 • E01 Let me tell one of Norm's jokes. "Johnny went into the..." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
Let me tell one of Norm's jokes. "Johnny went into...