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Um... I had my son... two days
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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

Um... I had my son... two days, and then my wife had him 29 days

Um... I had my son... two days, and then my wife had him 29 days

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Um... I had my son... two days,
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and then my wife had him 29 days.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:12
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E02 No, and this is going to be the most horrible segue ever. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
No, and this is going to be the most horrible segue ever.
S01 • E08 Hey, you know, I remember when you cried about your son. Remember that? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Hey, you know, I remember when you cried about your son. Rem...
S01 • E09 My grandmother, whenever we'd play cards at the table, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
My grandmother, whenever we'd play cards at the table,
S01 • E03 Norm wanted me to tell you people used to say you look like Paul Newman. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Norm wanted me to tell you people used to say you look like ...
S01 • E05 Well, the very first one, I was 12 years old, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
Well, the very first one, I was 12 years old,
S01 • E10 And episode 2 of this documentary, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
And episode 2 of this documentary,
S01 • E06 And it seems like some guys are out there just to... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
And it seems like some guys are out there just to...
S01 • E03 - He's too proud to say it. - Before my looks left. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- He's too proud to say it. - Before my looks left.
S01 • E08 It was cool. But then I found out he wrote a song... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
It was cool. But then I found out he wrote a song...
S01 • E04 And then I had him two days and my wife had him, like, 28 days. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
And then I had him two days and my wife had him, like, 28 da...
S01 • E07 And then only use craft to execute by leading with instinct. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
And then only use craft to execute by leading with instinct....
S01 • E05 Later, a movie was made with Anthony Perkins and Audrey Hepburn. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Later, a movie was made with Anthony Perkins and Audrey Hepb...
S01 • E09 All right, we're back with my trustee sidekick, Adam Eget, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
All right, we're back with my trustee sidekick, Adam Eg...
S01 • E05 And the reason that that was important, it was the first time... You know when... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
And the reason that that was important, it was the first tim...
S01 • E02 I send all these pictures to Steven Spielberg all the time - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
I send all these pictures to Steven Spielberg all the time
S01 • E07 Try to get that union one more time, to your point, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Try to get that union one more time, to your point,
S01 • E04 And then I'd have him two days, and my wife would have him 26 days. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
And then I'd have him two days, and my wife would have ...
S01 • E06 Anyway, that's not nice of me to say, but... fuck 'em. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Anyway, that's not nice of me to say, but... fuck '...
S01 • E10 To... To do a show called "The Funnier Sex." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
To... To do a show called "The Funnier Sex."
S01 • E05 Maybe you remember. The first time that you're not aware that you're reading? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Maybe you remember. The first time that you're not awar...