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Well, I wouldn't drive it. I guess I would be a self-passenger
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Norm Macdonald Has a Show

Well, I wouldn't drive it.I guess I would be a self-passenger

Well, I wouldn't drive it.
I guess I would be a self-passenger

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Well, I wouldn't drive it. I guess I would be a self-passenger.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:19
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, talk-show

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Movie Summary

Based on his podcast, comedian and former Saturday Night Live (1975) alumni Norm Macdonald and his sidekick Adam Eget sit down and chat with celebrity guests about their life, career and views in a somewhat unconventional and ofte...
S01 • E10 Where Elvis wears the black? Because I remember you told me about the Colonel. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
Where Elvis wears the black? Because I remember you told me ...
S01 • E08 - Yeah. - By the way, in Birdman, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
- Yeah. - By the way, in Birdman,
S01 • E05 - "I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water." - Is that right? - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
- "I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water." -...
S01 • E02 I will not drink my drink at a bar if it has not - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:10
I will not drink my drink at a bar if it has not
S01 • E06 The first thing we called ourselves, a couple of years before, was... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
The first thing we called ourselves, a couple of years befor...
S01 • E04 No, in a self-driving car, the car drives itself. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
No, in a self-driving car, the car drives itself.
S01 • E10 - Selling what? - Selling programs! - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- Selling what? - Selling programs!
S01 • E08 - He jumped to his death, right? - Like I'm gonna tell him. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
- He jumped to his death, right? - Like I'm gonna tell ...
S01 • E01 Well, I wanted to just be a stand-up to pay my bills. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Well, I wanted to just be a stand-up to pay my bills.
S01 • E10 - Outside the studio. - Anything to make a buck. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
- Outside the studio. - Anything to make a buck.
S01 • E08 Well, you should tell me because... - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:04
Well, you should tell me because...
S01 • E01 I was working in a clothing store, skateboard shop, I was going to ASU. - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
I was working in a clothing store, skateboard shop, I was go...
S01 • E02 My mother also... Whenever I'd go out to party, she'd go, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:12
My mother also... Whenever I'd go out to party, she...
S01 • E03 We were civil servants and we had five kids - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:05
We were civil servants and we had five kids
S01 • E10 I love that special because when you look at everyone in the audience - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:10
I love that special because when you look at everyone in the...
S01 • E04 I'm trying to understand what is the possible benefit to humanity - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:14
I'm trying to understand what is the possible benefit t...
S01 • E07 Oh, how about this, while you're reading. "Prison rapes are delicious." - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:06
Oh, how about this, while you're reading. "Prison ...
S01 • E08 I watch the movie and then at the end, I don't know if you've ever seen it, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:09
I watch the movie and then at the end, I don't know if ...
S01 • E03 Many were smart enough to go to professional school afterwards, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
Many were smart enough to go to professional school afterwar...
S01 • E05 Oh, oh, get this, Jane, - Norm Macdonald Has a Show 00:07
Oh, oh, get this, Jane,