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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.

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Norm MacDonald, Jeff Tomsic

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Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

Awards

Nominated for 3 Primetime Emmys. 2 wins & 4 nominations total

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81128851

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In that way, in that certain way
that women like men. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

In that way, in that certain way that women like men.

And I know she likes me on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And I know she likes me on account of

Because sometimes the shadow of the thing
is bigger than the... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the...

So then, for the next two months
I'm whacking off. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off.

Now, in my head is me and the girl... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Now, in my head is me and the girl...

I don't think any guy could just,
in his head, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I don't think any guy could just, in his head,

I've said, "What do you do when you lie
with yourself - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yours...

What do you think of in your head?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

What do you think of in your head?"

So my scenario is the lady from 7-11, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So my scenario is the lady from 7-11,

I'll show you a break.
Come on over here." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I'll show you a break. Come on over here."

What I'm interested in is in the moment
when the fever breaks. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever ...

When that four seconds of issue
that you spent so much time going after, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time ...

You're thinking of all these things
in your head. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You're thinking of all these things in your head.

You just got a psychotic break going that
would rival a paranoid schizophrenic. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a para...

All of a sudden it stops
and you're like, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!&quo...

[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Sometimes I feel bad about doing that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Sometimes I feel bad about doing that.

On account of...
because I'm a Christian. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

On account of... because I'm a Christian. You know?

But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people
think Christians are self-righteous. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people think Christia...

Is it worth getting raped by the Devil
for all of time? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Is it worth getting raped by the Devil for all of time?

People go, "Well, you're only a Christian
because you grew up in a Christian--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

People go, "Well, you're only a Christian because ...

That I believed,
but then I died and I go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

That I believed, but then I died and I go,

I thought it was the other fella. Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I thought it was the other fella. Ah!"

Oh well, what are you going to do? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Oh well, what are you going to do?

They finally figured out
that Jesus Christ, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

They finally figured out that Jesus Christ,

I don't think that's
that interesting - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I don't think that's that interesting

But they also found,
I found this very interesting, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But they also found, I found this very interesting,

And it was a gospel about Jesus H. Christ. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And it was a gospel about Jesus H. Christ.

It turned out that he was a real guy,
you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It turned out that he was a real guy, you know?

He grew up in the town
right next to Jesus Christ. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

He grew up in the town right next to Jesus Christ.

So, often he was--
he had a bad life - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So, often he was-- he had a bad life

You're looking for the cabinet maker. Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You're looking for the cabinet maker. Ah!"

I don't like this one bit." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I don't like this one bit."

But, listen, folks,
I don't want to get depressing, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But, listen, folks, I don't want to get depressing, you...

But you got to get a living will,
I'll tell you that right now. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But you got to get a living will, I'll tell you that ri...

Because if you don't--
I'll tell you what a living will is. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Because if you don't-- I'll tell you what a living...

It's if you happen to go into a coma,
something like that, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It's if you happen to go into a coma, something like th...

And it's usually about a plug. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And it's usually about a plug.

I hate to bring everybody down, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I hate to bring everybody down,

And I'm not going to say
which one of you - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And I'm not going to say which one of you

But I made out a very simple one.
You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But I made out a very simple one. You know?

If you do not make out a living will,
you know what happens? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

If you do not make out a living will, you know what happens?

No, they always decide the same thing.
You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

No, they always decide the same thing. You know?

Because, you know,
it's kind of fun bringing your friends in. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Because, you know, it's kind of fun bringing your frien...

There's something lying there,
you go, "Look at that, huh? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

There's something lying there, you go, "Look at th...

Used to make apple pies for me." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Used to make apple pies for me."

And then everybody else in the room goes,
"I remember him saying that too!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And then everybody else in the room goes, "I remember h...

Anyways, what I was going to say is,
I don't even have a plug. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Anyways, what I was going to say is, I don't even have ...

I got a whole Byzantine,
you know, bunch of different plugs. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I got a whole Byzantine, you know, bunch of different plugs.

Surge protectors, all sorts-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Surge protectors, all sorts--

And then my sister slipping a five to him
out in the hallway. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And then my sister slipping a five to him out in the hallway...

Also, what happens if they go,
"Okay, let's pull the plug." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Also, what happens if they go, "Okay, let's pull t...

Oh... did you guys pull the plug?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Oh... did you guys pull the plug?"

It's just LeBron James might go
to the hall of fame, they say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It's just LeBron James might go to the hall of fame, th...

[laughs] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You know what one of the best ways
of grieving is, they say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You know what one of the best ways of grieving is, they say.

Don't read the newspaper, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Don't read the newspaper,

Psychology. I don't understand
psychology, I'll tell you. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Psychology. I don't understand psychology, I'll te...

They say some people got
recovered memories. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

They say some people got recovered memories.

It's never like they go,
"Goddamn, I used to like peach pie. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It's never like they go, "Goddamn, I used to like ...

I got to get me a piece of peach pie." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I got to get me a piece of peach pie."

Because, here's the thing
with recovered memory. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Because, here's the thing with recovered memory.

You can't be sure anymore
of what happened. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You can't be sure anymore of what happened. You know?

I used to be at parties,
and say it with great pride, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I used to be at parties, and say it with great pride,

I took great pride in that, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I took great pride in that, you know?

Either my uncle fucked my ass
and I forgot, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Either my uncle fucked my ass and I forgot,

So, when people come up to me now
and ask me, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So, when people come up to me now and ask me,

Fifty-fifty, I guess." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Fifty-fifty, I guess."

Because my friend, everything to this guy
has two meanings. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Because my friend, everything to this guy has two meanings.

He says, "You know how you have your
conscience and your subco--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

He says, "You know how you have your conscience and you...

The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're
drinking that milk, Norm?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking t...

He goes, "That's because you miss sucking
on your mother's breast." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your ...

What am I gonna guzzle the milk?
There's a delicious cold milk there. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious co...

And you guys don't know my mother,
but she's 84 years old, for God sakes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 ye...

I was thinking about my mother
the other day because, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I was thinking about my mother the other day because,

This is a move--
I've never seen-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

This is a move-- I've never seen--

It's very exciting, you know,
to see women get - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It's very exciting, you know, to see women get

But every revolution has its casualties. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But every revolution has its casualties.

Or maybe you have a mother
or a grandmother. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Or maybe you have a mother or a grandmother.

She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen.

There's some more turkey.
Oh, the turnips! The turnips!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

There's some more turkey. Oh, the turnips! The turnips!...

Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?"

And we'd go,
"Can we help with the dishes?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And we'd go, "Can we help with the dishes?"

I don't think my mother has ever
spoken a word - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I don't think my mother has ever spoken a word

She'll go sometimes to the grocery store
and come back, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

She'll go sometimes to the grocery store and come back,

She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing
happened at the grocery store." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing ha...

I don't even think
that would be considered a story." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I don't even think that would be considered a story.&qu...

I would drop the mic, but I paid for it. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I would drop the mic, but I paid for it.

[laughter] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

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In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.

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Director: Norm MacDonald, Jeff Tomsic

Writer: Norm MacDonald

Production: Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 30 May 2022

Awards: Nominated for 3 Primetime Emmys. 2 wins & 4 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81128851