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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Ah!" Goddamn, I'm getting old

Ah!" [chuckles] Goddamn, I'm getting old

Full Transcript

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Ah!"
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[chuckles]
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Goddamn, I'm getting old.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:40
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I like wearing these on account of it hides - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I like wearing these on account of it hides
I don't want anybody painting my hair black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I don't want anybody painting my hair black.
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised...
Go, "Goddamn, I look good." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Go, "Goddamn, I look good."
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God's sake." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God'...
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd.&quo...
If your left arm feels odd, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
If your left arm feels odd,
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come,
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out."
You go, "All right." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go, "All right."
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand times." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand ti...
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now.&qu...
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it,
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is struck by a hammer." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is s...
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired...
And syndrome, that means something you got." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
And syndrome, that means something you got."
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbledygook. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbled...
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said,
You go to doctors too much, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go to doctors too much,
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pap smear. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pa...