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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible

And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible

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And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:45
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
But he's finally decided to change, thank God. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But he's finally decided to change, thank God.
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dietician, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dieti...
One of the three of us go and visit him - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
One of the three of us go and visit him
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago.
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't believe it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't be...
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds.
I don't think you just showed up looking like this." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I don't think you just showed up looking like this.&quo...
It means that you're arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It means that you're arrested.
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested.
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don't care. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don'...
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought
But anyways, I love-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But anyways, I love--
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you th...
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:15
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles]
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb.
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun."
Just eye to eye. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Just eye to eye.
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me?
[shudders] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
[shudders]
A guy with Down's syndrome to go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
A guy with Down's syndrome to go,