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But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But I'm not going to use thisas a bully pulpit

But I'm not going to use this
as a bully pulpit

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But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:54
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views on cannibalism. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views o...
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra class. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra ...
I'm not going to lie to you, you will be the talk of the school for a few years, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm not going to lie to you, you will be the talk of th...
Here's the problem with crashing in the Andes - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Here's the problem with crashing in the Andes
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can't do it." You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can...
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat the copilot." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat th...
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack...
[screams] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
[screams]
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat.
You wake up, you have a small meal of copilot. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You wake up, you have a small meal of copilot.
Then, around lunchtime, you have a small meal of copilot. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Then, around lunchtime, you have a small meal of copilot.
Then, around I think about six times during the whole day, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Then, around I think about six times during the whole day,
Any dietician will tell you, I tell you, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Any dietician will tell you, I tell you,
I go up, I go, "Hey, you want to go on a diet? On account of I'm a dietician." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I go up, I go, "Hey, you want to go on a diet? On accou...
Sometimes they just get angry, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Sometimes they just get angry, you know?
But, I don't even know what I was talking about. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, I don't even know what I was talking about.
Yes. You know, you... this is the thing. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Yes. You know, you... this is the thing.
You gotta be ready for anything life throws you in this here world. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You gotta be ready for anything life throws you in this here...
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of