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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

But he said to me, he said,"Norm, you wouldn't believe it, but at one point in my lifeI...

But he said to me, he said,
"Norm, you wouldn't believe it, but at one point in my life
I weighed 135 pounds." And I said, "Oh, no, I believe that

Full Transcript

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But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't believe it,
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but at one point in my life I weighed 135 pounds."
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And I said, "Oh, no, I believe that.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
81
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:21
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds.
I don't think you just showed up looking like this." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I don't think you just showed up looking like this.&quo...
It means that you're arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It means that you're arrested.
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested.
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don't care. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don'...
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought
But anyways, I love-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But anyways, I love--
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you th...
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:15
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles]
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb.
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun."
Just eye to eye. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Just eye to eye.
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me?
[shudders] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
[shudders]
A guy with Down's syndrome to go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
A guy with Down's syndrome to go,
I like bananas too." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I like bananas too."
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?"
I envy people with Down's syndrome. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I envy people with Down's syndrome.
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injection - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injecti...
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren't always happy." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren'...