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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

It's funny now,here's what I was thinking of

[chuckles] It's funny now,
here's what I was thinking of

Full Transcript

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It's funny now, here's what I was thinking of...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
96
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:24
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender.
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do.
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture,
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have a great imagination. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have ...
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say.
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that.
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go,
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take off your underwear?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take of...
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwear off." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwe...
However, there is this lady that works down the street from me at 7-11. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
However, there is this lady that works down the street from ...
She's not much to look at, but she likes me. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She's not much to look at, but she likes me.
In that way, in that certain way that women like men. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
In that way, in that certain way that women like men.
And I know she likes me on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:20
And I know she likes me on account of
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the...
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off.
Now, in my head is me and the girl... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Now, in my head is me and the girl...
I don't think any guy could just, in his head, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I don't think any guy could just, in his head,
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yourself - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yours...
What do you think of in your head?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
What do you think of in your head?"