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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Don't read the newspaper, or look at the internet, or anything

Don't read the newspaper, or look at the internet, or anything

Full Transcript

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Don't read the newspaper,
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or look at the internet,
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or anything.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:21
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Psychology. I don't understand psychology, I'll tell you. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Psychology. I don't understand psychology, I'll te...
They say some people got recovered memories. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
They say some people got recovered memories.
It's never like they go, "Goddamn, I used to like peach pie. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It's never like they go, "Goddamn, I used to like ...
I got to get me a piece of peach pie." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I got to get me a piece of peach pie."
Because, here's the thing with recovered memory. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Because, here's the thing with recovered memory.
You can't be sure anymore of what happened. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You can't be sure anymore of what happened. You know?
I used to be at parties, and say it with great pride, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
I used to be at parties, and say it with great pride,
I took great pride in that, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I took great pride in that, you know?
Either my uncle fucked my ass and I forgot, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Either my uncle fucked my ass and I forgot,
So, when people come up to me now and ask me, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
So, when people come up to me now and ask me,
Fifty-fifty, I guess." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Fifty-fifty, I guess."
Because my friend, everything to this guy has two meanings. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Because my friend, everything to this guy has two meanings.
He says, "You know how you have your conscience and your subco--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
He says, "You know how you have your conscience and you...
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking that milk, Norm?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking t...
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your mother's breast." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your ...
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious cold milk there. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious co...
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 years old, for God sakes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 ye...
I was thinking about my mother the other day because, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I was thinking about my mother the other day because,
This is a move-- I've never seen-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
This is a move-- I've never seen--
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get