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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Ever see a guy go, "Fuck bananas, they're yellow.I don't care. Who cares?" I never seen...

Ever see a guy go, "Fuck bananas, they're yellow.
I don't care. Who cares?" I never seen them

Full Transcript

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Ever see a guy go,
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"Fuck bananas, they're yellow. I don't care. Who cares?"
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I never seen them.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
127
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:31
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
But, happiness. The thing we strive the most. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, happiness. The thing we strive the most.
People pity these people that have it. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
People pity these people that have it.
They'll look over at a group of people with Down's syndrome and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
They'll look over at a group of people with Down's...
It's on account of they don't understand life's horrors. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
It's on account of they don't understand life'...
Makes me sad, makes me shake my head sadly like this here. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Makes me sad, makes me shake my head sadly like this here.
Anyways, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Anyways,
I'm glad I got my wife, you know, Ruth. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I'm glad I got my wife, you know, Ruth.
And her guilty pleasure is watching Housewives Of Atlanta. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And her guilty pleasure is watching Housewives Of Atlanta.
My guilty pleasure is finding elderly gentlemen and shooting them in the leg. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
My guilty pleasure is finding elderly gentlemen and shooting...
That means you're allowed to have sex with any two people - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
That means you're allowed to have sex with any two peop...
So I chose on my hall pass Angelina Jolie and Christie Brinkley. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
So I chose on my hall pass Angelina Jolie and Christie Brink...
And Ruth, my wife, she's so stupid that, you know who she chose? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And Ruth, my wife, she's so stupid that, you know who s...
The Mexican guy that mows my lawn and his brother. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
The Mexican guy that mows my lawn and his brother.
I consider women to be superior to men and I'll tell you why. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I consider women to be superior to men and I'll tell yo...
They create life. Think about that. You know what I mean? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
They create life. Think about that. You know what I mean?
I'd go to parties and go, "Hey, Fred. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I'd go to parties and go, "Hey, Fred.
What do you do? I can't remember." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
What do you do? I can't remember."
I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy.
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers about this big. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers abou...
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big, that's a good--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big,...