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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said, I'm now more of a virus than a host

Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said, I'm now more of a virus than a host

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Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said,
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I'm now more of a virus than a host.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:32
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
You go to doctors too much, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go to doctors too much,
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pap smear. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pa...
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac.
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible,
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I was in grade four. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I...
Now, we all went our different paths, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
Now, we all went our different paths,
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible.
But he's finally decided to change, thank God. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But he's finally decided to change, thank God.
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dietician, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dieti...
One of the three of us go and visit him - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
One of the three of us go and visit him
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago.
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't believe it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't be...
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds.
I don't think you just showed up looking like this." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I don't think you just showed up looking like this.&quo...
It means that you're arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It means that you're arrested.
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested.
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don't care. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don'...
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought
But anyways, I love-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But anyways, I love--
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you th...