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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

He says, "You know how you have yourconscience and your subco--" Anyways, one time I'm...

He says, "You know how you have your
conscience and your subco--" Anyways, one time I'm with this guy,
we're having dinner, and I take a glass of milk

Full Transcript

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He says, "You know how you have your conscience and your subco--"
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Anyways,
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one time I'm with this guy, we're having dinner,
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and I take a glass of milk.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:09
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking that milk, Norm?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking t...
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your mother's breast." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your ...
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious cold milk there. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious co...
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 years old, for God sakes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 ye...
I was thinking about my mother the other day because, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I was thinking about my mother the other day because,
This is a move-- I've never seen-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
This is a move-- I've never seen--
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get
But every revolution has its casualties. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But every revolution has its casualties.
Or maybe you have a mother or a grandmother. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Or maybe you have a mother or a grandmother.
She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen.
There's some more turkey. Oh, the turnips! The turnips!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
There's some more turkey. Oh, the turnips! The turnips!...
Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?"
And we'd go, "Can we help with the dishes?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And we'd go, "Can we help with the dishes?"
I don't think my mother has ever spoken a word - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I don't think my mother has ever spoken a word
She'll go sometimes to the grocery store and come back, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She'll go sometimes to the grocery store and come back,
She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing happened at the grocery store." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:19
She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing ha...
I don't even think that would be considered a story." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I don't even think that would be considered a story.&qu...
I would drop the mic, but I paid for it. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I would drop the mic, but I paid for it.
[laughter] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[laughter]
The first thing I thought of was, I might owe Drew Michaels an apology. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
The first thing I thought of was, I might owe Drew Michaels ...