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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Here's the problem with crashingin the Andes and having to resort to cannibalism isthey...

Here's the problem with crashing
in the Andes and having to resort to cannibalism is
they take so long to decide

Full Transcript

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Here's the problem with crashing in the Andes
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and having to resort to cannibalism is they take so long to decide.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:29
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can't do it." You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can...
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat the copilot." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat th...
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack...
[screams] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
[screams]
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat.
You wake up, you have a small meal of copilot. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You wake up, you have a small meal of copilot.
Then, around lunchtime, you have a small meal of copilot. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Then, around lunchtime, you have a small meal of copilot.
Then, around I think about six times during the whole day, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Then, around I think about six times during the whole day,
Any dietician will tell you, I tell you, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Any dietician will tell you, I tell you,
I go up, I go, "Hey, you want to go on a diet? On account of I'm a dietician." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I go up, I go, "Hey, you want to go on a diet? On accou...
Sometimes they just get angry, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Sometimes they just get angry, you know?
But, I don't even know what I was talking about. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, I don't even know what I was talking about.
Yes. You know, you... this is the thing. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Yes. You know, you... this is the thing.
You gotta be ready for anything life throws you in this here world. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You gotta be ready for anything life throws you in this here...
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of
Like I flew in from Vegas, I remember, one time, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Like I flew in from Vegas, I remember, one time,
And I was like, "I'm eating that fucking fourteen year--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I was like, "I'm eating that fucking fourteen ...
You got to be ready for anything this world throws at you. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
You got to be ready for anything this world throws at you. Y...
And, you know... and I am, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
And, you know... and I am, you know?
Like, I remember one time I was flying from Vegas to LA - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
Like, I remember one time I was flying from Vegas to LA