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I know we're flying over the Pacific Ocean
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I know we're flying overthe Pacific Ocean, but don't worry, on account of if wehappen to...

I know we're flying over
the Pacific Ocean, but don't worry, on account of if we
happen to crash into the Pacific ocean, the seat cushions
are not only seat cushions, they are also boats." Yep, they're boats

Full Transcript

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I know we're flying over the Pacific Ocean,
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but don't worry, on account of if we happen to crash into the Pacific ocean,
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the seat cushions are not only seat cushions,
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they are also boats."
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Yep, they're boats.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:28
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
All the time, you turn on the TV and the guy goes, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:17
All the time, you turn on the TV and the guy goes,
I would have saved all kinds of money." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I would have saved all kinds of money."
If you crash in an airplane, you got zero chance of survival. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
If you crash in an airplane, you got zero chance of survival...
They'll take pictures of crash sites, take videos. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
They'll take pictures of crash sites, take videos.
Because at that point you become just dematerialized. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Because at that point you become just dematerialized.
You know? You're nothing, you're stuff, basically. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You know? You're nothing, you're stuff, basically.
"Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff," as the Scriptures say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
"Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff," as the Scripture...
And then the victims, they're called remains, you know, but stuff. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then the victims, they're called remains, you know,...
And the victims' families always want the remains. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And the victims' families always want the remains.
They go, "Oh, I can't go to sleep because I keep thinking of poor Kevin - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
They go, "Oh, I can't go to sleep because I keep t...
Spiraling downwards towards certain death. Oh! - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Spiraling downwards towards certain death. Oh!
Oh, if only I could see his remains. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh, if only I could see his remains.
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night.
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing."
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if you're Kevin's mother? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if y...
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go,
Doesn't that look like Kevin's hair? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Doesn't that look like Kevin's hair?
That lock of golden blonde-- That looks like Kevin's hair." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
That lock of golden blonde-- That looks like Kevin's ha...
Let's reconstruct him." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Let's reconstruct him."
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID.