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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I should just quit." Anyways, what have we learnedfrom this little fable?

I should just quit." Anyways, what have we learned
from this little fable?

Full Transcript

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I should just quit."
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Anyways,
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what have we learned from this little fable?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:16
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender.
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do.
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture,
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have a great imagination. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have ...
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say.
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that.
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go,
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take off your underwear?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take of...
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwear off." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwe...
However, there is this lady that works down the street from me at 7-11. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
However, there is this lady that works down the street from ...
She's not much to look at, but she likes me. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She's not much to look at, but she likes me.
In that way, in that certain way that women like men. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
In that way, in that certain way that women like men.
And I know she likes me on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:20
And I know she likes me on account of
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the...
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off.
Now, in my head is me and the girl... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Now, in my head is me and the girl...
I don't think any guy could just, in his head, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I don't think any guy could just, in his head,
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yourself - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yours...