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I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I think you know I work down at the bankfor Mr. Abernathy

I think you know I work down at the bank
for Mr. Abernathy

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I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
77
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:14
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers about this big. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers abou...
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big, that's a good--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big,...
Can you possibly wrap your head around that?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Can you possibly wrap your head around that?"
Look. Abernathy's never given me that corner office like he promised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Look. Abernathy's never given me that corner office lik...
And there was plenty of lunches where he brought it up. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
And there was plenty of lunches where he brought it up.
I should just quit." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I should just quit."
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender.
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do.
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture,
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have a great imagination. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have ...
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say.
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that.
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go,
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take off your underwear?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take of...
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwear off." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwe...
However, there is this lady that works down the street from me at 7-11. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
However, there is this lady that works down the street from ...
She's not much to look at, but she likes me. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She's not much to look at, but she likes me.
In that way, in that certain way that women like men. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
In that way, in that certain way that women like men.