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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I think you weighed every weightup to 586 pounds

I think you weighed every weight
up to 586 pounds

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:07.339
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
75
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:33
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I don't think you just showed up looking like this." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I don't think you just showed up looking like this.&quo...
It means that you're arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It means that you're arrested.
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You're mental capacity has been retarded or arrested.
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don't care. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
So, anyways, I'll say Down's syndrome, I don'...
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I didn't say it for a long time on account of I thought
But anyways, I love-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But anyways, I love--
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I was happy when I was with my friend, I'll tell you th...
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:15
I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles]
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb.
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun."
Just eye to eye. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Just eye to eye.
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me?
[shudders] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
[shudders]
A guy with Down's syndrome to go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
A guy with Down's syndrome to go,
I like bananas too." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I like bananas too."
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?"
I envy people with Down's syndrome. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I envy people with Down's syndrome.
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injection - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injecti...
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren't always happy." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren'...
You ever see a cynical Down's syndrome guy? You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You ever see a cynical Down's syndrome guy? You know?