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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

If it was me, that would bemy whole campaign

If it was me, that would be
my whole campaign

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If it was me, that would be my whole campaign.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:14
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding a glass of beer. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding ...
My slogan would be... "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
My slogan would be... "Ah!"
I'd go, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'd go, "Ah!"
Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ah!"
I like wearing these on account of it hides - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I like wearing these on account of it hides
I don't want anybody painting my hair black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I don't want anybody painting my hair black.
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised...
Go, "Goddamn, I look good." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Go, "Goddamn, I look good."
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God's sake." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God'...
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd.&quo...
If your left arm feels odd, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
If your left arm feels odd,
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come,
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out."
You go, "All right." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go, "All right."
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand times." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand ti...
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now.&qu...
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it,
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is struck by a hammer." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is s...
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired...
And syndrome, that means something you got." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
And syndrome, that means something you got."