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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I'll go, "Why don't you come overand take off your underwear?" They go, "No, I'm not doing...

I'll go, "Why don't you come over
and take off your underwear?" They go, "No, I'm not doing that." And I go, "No, I... goodbye!

Full Transcript

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I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take off your underwear?"
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They go, "No, I'm not doing that."
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And I go, "No, I... goodbye!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:52
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwear off." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwe...
However, there is this lady that works down the street from me at 7-11. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
However, there is this lady that works down the street from ...
She's not much to look at, but she likes me. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She's not much to look at, but she likes me.
In that way, in that certain way that women like men. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
In that way, in that certain way that women like men.
And I know she likes me on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:20
And I know she likes me on account of
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Because sometimes the shadow of the thing is bigger than the...
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So then, for the next two months I'm whacking off.
Now, in my head is me and the girl... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Now, in my head is me and the girl...
I don't think any guy could just, in his head, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I don't think any guy could just, in his head,
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yourself - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yours...
What do you think of in your head?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
What do you think of in your head?"
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11,
I'll show you a break. Come on over here." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I'll show you a break. Come on over here."
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever breaks. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever ...
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time going after, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time ...
You're thinking of all these things in your head. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You're thinking of all these things in your head.
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a paranoid schizophrenic. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a para...
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!&quo...
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
[chuckles]