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I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles]
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I'm glad I bought thatTempur-Pedic pillow. That was the best purchase I ever made." But...

I'm glad I bought that
Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles] That was the best purchase I ever made." But then the light comes under the door, and bathes over you

Full Transcript

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I'm glad I bought that Tempur-Pedic pillow. [chuckles]
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That was the best purchase I ever made."
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But then the light comes under the door,
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and bathes over you.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
110
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:53
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Then your life comes in and gets all over you like a cobweb.
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You're like, "Goddamn. That's not fun."
Just eye to eye. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Just eye to eye.
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And then you go, "Good God, what's become of me?
[shudders] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
[shudders]
A guy with Down's syndrome to go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
A guy with Down's syndrome to go,
I like bananas too." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I like bananas too."
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
What say you and me go buy a yellow banana?"
I envy people with Down's syndrome. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I envy people with Down's syndrome.
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injection - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I tell you right now, man, if there was some sort of injecti...
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren't always happy." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Some people go, "Oh, mentally retarded people aren'...
You ever see a cynical Down's syndrome guy? You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You ever see a cynical Down's syndrome guy? You know?
Ever see a guy go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ever see a guy go,
But, happiness. The thing we strive the most. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, happiness. The thing we strive the most.
People pity these people that have it. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
People pity these people that have it.
They'll look over at a group of people with Down's syndrome and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
They'll look over at a group of people with Down's...
It's on account of they don't understand life's horrors. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
It's on account of they don't understand life'...
Makes me sad, makes me shake my head sadly like this here. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Makes me sad, makes me shake my head sadly like this here.
Anyways, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Anyways,
I'm glad I got my wife, you know, Ruth. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I'm glad I got my wife, you know, Ruth.