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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I'm going to be hitting your kneewith a hammer now." That's the oddest one to me of all...

I'm going to be hitting your knee
with a hammer now." That's the oddest one to me of all time

Full Transcript

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I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now."
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That's the oddest one to me of all time.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:23
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it,
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is struck by a hammer." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is s...
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired...
And syndrome, that means something you got." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
And syndrome, that means something you got."
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbledygook. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbled...
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said,
You go to doctors too much, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go to doctors too much,
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pap smear. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pa...
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac.
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible,
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I was in grade four. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I...
Now, we all went our different paths, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
Now, we all went our different paths,
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible.
But he's finally decided to change, thank God. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But he's finally decided to change, thank God.
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dietician, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
So he's got a psychiatrist in there, we got him a dieti...
One of the three of us go and visit him - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
One of the three of us go and visit him
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Last time I saw him, which was about six months ago.
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't believe it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
But he said to me, he said, "Norm, you wouldn't be...
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I think you weighed every weight up to 586 pounds.
I don't think you just showed up looking like this." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I don't think you just showed up looking like this.&quo...