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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I'm no sap." And then I hang up... my phone

I'm no sap." And then I hang up... my phone

Full Transcript

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I'm no sap."
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And then I hang up... my phone.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:55
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections are around, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections ...
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things nowadays. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things ...
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go,
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual modern-day philosophers - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual mod...
They're working, trying to come up with their philosophy and they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They're working, trying to come up with their philosoph...
You ever hear of this night club comic? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You ever hear of this night club comic?
He's doing some very good work on 'totaligism'" or what the hell... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
He's doing some very good work on 'totaligism'...
I'll tell you, when the election cycle starts, this is what I've noticed. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'll tell you, when the election cycle starts, this is ...
Because they are trying to get the people that are smart, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Because they are trying to get the people that are smart,
So, they will try to get you - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
So, they will try to get you
I will not be doing that." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I will not be doing that."
You seem like a fine enough fella, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
You seem like a fine enough fella,
I still got half a box full of Matlock. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I still got half a box full of Matlock.
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know?
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election,
Whenever you get close to an election, they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Whenever you get close to an election, they go,
Those people that don't know anything." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Those people that don't know anything."
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--...
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that.
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go,