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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

I've said, "What do you do when you liewith yourself and make your finger a blur like a...

I've said, "What do you do when you lie
with yourself and make your finger a blur like a hummingbird's wing?

Full Transcript

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I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yourself
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and make your finger a blur
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like a hummingbird's wing?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:13
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
What do you think of in your head?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
What do you think of in your head?"
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11,
I'll show you a break. Come on over here." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I'll show you a break. Come on over here."
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever breaks. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever ...
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time going after, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time ...
You're thinking of all these things in your head. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You're thinking of all these things in your head.
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a paranoid schizophrenic. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a para...
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!&quo...
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
[chuckles]
Sometimes I feel bad about doing that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Sometimes I feel bad about doing that.
On account of... because I'm a Christian. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of... because I'm a Christian. You know?
But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people think Christians are self-righteous. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people think Christia...
Is it worth getting raped by the Devil for all of time? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Is it worth getting raped by the Devil for all of time?
People go, "Well, you're only a Christian because you grew up in a Christian--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
People go, "Well, you're only a Christian because ...
That I believed, but then I died and I go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
That I believed, but then I died and I go,
I thought it was the other fella. Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I thought it was the other fella. Ah!"
Oh well, what are you going to do? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh well, what are you going to do?
They finally figured out that Jesus Christ, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
They finally figured out that Jesus Christ,
I don't think that's that interesting - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I don't think that's that interesting