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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Let's reconstruct him." No, that's not what they do

Let's reconstruct him." No, that's not what they do

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Let's reconstruct him."
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No, that's not what they do.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:37
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID.
"Look, it says Norm Macdonald. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
"Look, it says Norm Macdonald.
It says he weighs 190 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It says he weighs 190 pounds.
Okay, shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
Okay, shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag
Daylight's burning and his mother wants it." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Daylight's burning and his mother wants it."
"Oh, look at that! That's Norm. How about that? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
"Oh, look at that! That's Norm. How about that?
I guess none of us really knew him when you get down to it." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I guess none of us really knew him when you get down to it.&...
Because, you know, you-- then you have to fight - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Because, you know, you-- then you have to fight
If you know anything about my work, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
If you know anything about my work,
But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit.
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views on cannibalism. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views o...
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra class. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra ...
I'm not going to lie to you, you will be the talk of the school for a few years, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm not going to lie to you, you will be the talk of th...
Here's the problem with crashing in the Andes - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Here's the problem with crashing in the Andes
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can't do it." You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
They go, "Oh, I don't want to eat a guy! Oh, I can...
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat the copilot." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then days go by, I go, "Hey, maybe we should eat th...
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Finally, they are maddened by hunger and they just attack...
[screams] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
[screams]
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
The thing to do is graze. That's the right way to eat.