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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Now, in my head is me and the girl

Now, in my head is me and the girl

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Now, in my head is me and the girl...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:59
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I don't think any guy could just, in his head, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I don't think any guy could just, in his head,
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yourself - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've said, "What do you do when you lie with yours...
What do you think of in your head?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
What do you think of in your head?"
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So my scenario is the lady from 7-11,
I'll show you a break. Come on over here." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I'll show you a break. Come on over here."
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever breaks. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What I'm interested in is in the moment when the fever ...
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time going after, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
When that four seconds of issue that you spent so much time ...
You're thinking of all these things in your head. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You're thinking of all these things in your head.
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a paranoid schizophrenic. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You just got a psychotic break going that would rival a para...
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
All of a sudden it stops and you're like, "Ah!&quo...
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
[chuckles]
Sometimes I feel bad about doing that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Sometimes I feel bad about doing that.
On account of... because I'm a Christian. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of... because I'm a Christian. You know?
But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people think Christians are self-righteous. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But, I'll tell you this, a lot of people think Christia...
Is it worth getting raped by the Devil for all of time? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Is it worth getting raped by the Devil for all of time?
People go, "Well, you're only a Christian because you grew up in a Christian--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
People go, "Well, you're only a Christian because ...
That I believed, but then I died and I go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
That I believed, but then I died and I go,
I thought it was the other fella. Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I thought it was the other fella. Ah!"
Oh well, what are you going to do? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh well, what are you going to do?