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Oh, if only I could see his remains
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Oh, if only I could see his remains

Oh, if only I could see his remains

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Oh, if only I could see his remains.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:02
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night.
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing."
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if you're Kevin's mother? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if y...
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go,
Doesn't that look like Kevin's hair? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Doesn't that look like Kevin's hair?
That lock of golden blonde-- That looks like Kevin's hair." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
That lock of golden blonde-- That looks like Kevin's ha...
Let's reconstruct him." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Let's reconstruct him."
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Best thing they can do, maybe they'll find your ID.
"Look, it says Norm Macdonald. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
"Look, it says Norm Macdonald.
It says he weighs 190 pounds. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
It says he weighs 190 pounds.
Okay, shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
Okay, shovel 190 pounds of stuff into a bag
Daylight's burning and his mother wants it." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Daylight's burning and his mother wants it."
"Oh, look at that! That's Norm. How about that? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
"Oh, look at that! That's Norm. How about that?
I guess none of us really knew him when you get down to it." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I guess none of us really knew him when you get down to it.&...
Because, you know, you-- then you have to fight - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Because, you know, you-- then you have to fight
If you know anything about my work, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
If you know anything about my work,
But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
But I'm not going to use this as a bully pulpit.
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views on cannibalism. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Most of you are adults and you've cemented your views o...
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I go all across this great country, and I go to the schools
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra class. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You might think it's cool to eat your buddy in Algebra ...