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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

One guy said to the other, "When the fuck were you ever goaltenderfor the Montreal...

One guy said to the other, "When the fuck were you ever goaltender
for the Montreal Canadians?" He was tired of the horseshit.
It was the last straw

Full Transcript

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One guy said to the other,
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"When the fuck were you ever goaltender for the Montreal Canadians?"
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He was tired of the horseshit. It was the last straw.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:36
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
But anyways, I think I heard - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But anyways, I think I heard
On account of I got in the elevator, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
On account of I got in the elevator,
Out of the blue, out of nowhere, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:19
Out of the blue, out of nowhere,
You gotta-- you can't be rational to actually gamble, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You gotta-- you can't be rational to actually gamble,
And I remember I was at the-- one time I got... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And I remember I was at the-- one time I got...
I went-- I was walking down - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I went-- I was walking down
Now, I don't know if you know the game of roulette. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Now, I don't know if you know the game of roulette.
But anyways, I put a hundred dollars on black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But anyways, I put a hundred dollars on black.
You know? And the little silver ball spun around the wheel and everything, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
You know? And the little silver ball spun around the wheel a...
This is what I said, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
This is what I said,
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV.
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care for the airplanes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care f...
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane.
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an...
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom.
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie.
[laughs] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[laughs]
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant,
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man,
I'm outraged at what you are thinking - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'm outraged at what you are thinking