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Hello.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:44
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I got to phone you back on account of I'm doing a special. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I got to phone you back on account of I'm doing a speci...
Anyways, I was saying, I don't got really no opinions - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Anyways, I was saying, I don't got really no opinions
Sometimes it's tough. They'll say, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Sometimes it's tough. They'll say,
How do you think that'll affect the gross national product of Singapore?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
How do you think that'll affect the gross national prod...
Anyways, at the end they ask that question. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Anyways, at the end they ask that question.
"Do you think it's good, yes or no?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
"Do you think it's good, yes or no?"
So, I always like to-- I take, you know, I take part in... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
So, I always like to-- I take, you know, I take part in...
It'll be like, they'll show the poll and it's in like a pie chart. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
It'll be like, they'll show the poll and it's...
You'll go, "Goddamn! I wish I had some pie!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You'll go, "Goddamn! I wish I had some pie!"
Ten percent: "I don't know." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ten percent: "I don't know."
I'm not ashamed of being part of the ten percent. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I'm not ashamed of being part of the ten percent.
You know? Sounds small, but ten percent of this great country, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
You know? Sounds small, but ten percent of this great countr...
I go, "Hello, is this the TV? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I go, "Hello, is this the TV?
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
[chuckles]
I'm no sap." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'm no sap."
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections are around, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections ...
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things nowadays. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things ...
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go,
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual modern-day philosophers - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual mod...
They're working, trying to come up with their philosophy and they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They're working, trying to come up with their philosoph...