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So, often he was-- he had a bad life
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So, often he was--he had a bad life because people wouldcome up to him and go, "Hey!"...

So, often he was--
he had a bad life because people would
come up to him and go, "Hey!" "Master, can we touch your hand?" And he'd go, "I'm not the guy!

Full Transcript

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So, often he was-- he had a bad life
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because people would come up to him and go, "Hey!"
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"Master, can we touch your hand?"
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And he'd go, "I'm not the guy!
Duration
14 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:36
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
You're looking for the cabinet maker. Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
You're looking for the cabinet maker. Ah!"
I don't like this one bit." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I don't like this one bit."
But, listen, folks, I don't want to get depressing, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
But, listen, folks, I don't want to get depressing, you...
But you got to get a living will, I'll tell you that right now. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But you got to get a living will, I'll tell you that ri...
Because if you don't-- I'll tell you what a living will is. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Because if you don't-- I'll tell you what a living...
It's if you happen to go into a coma, something like that, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
It's if you happen to go into a coma, something like th...
And it's usually about a plug. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
And it's usually about a plug.
I hate to bring everybody down, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I hate to bring everybody down,
And I'm not going to say which one of you - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And I'm not going to say which one of you
But I made out a very simple one. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But I made out a very simple one. You know?
If you do not make out a living will, you know what happens? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
If you do not make out a living will, you know what happens?
No, they always decide the same thing. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
No, they always decide the same thing. You know?
Because, you know, it's kind of fun bringing your friends in. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Because, you know, it's kind of fun bringing your frien...
There's something lying there, you go, "Look at that, huh? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
There's something lying there, you go, "Look at th...
Used to make apple pies for me." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:34
Used to make apple pies for me."
And then everybody else in the room goes, "I remember him saying that too!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
And then everybody else in the room goes, "I remember h...
Anyways, what I was going to say is, I don't even have a plug. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Anyways, what I was going to say is, I don't even have ...
I got a whole Byzantine, you know, bunch of different plugs. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I got a whole Byzantine, you know, bunch of different plugs.
Surge protectors, all sorts-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Surge protectors, all sorts--
And then my sister slipping a five to him out in the hallway. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then my sister slipping a five to him out in the hallway...