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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

So, when people come up to me nowand ask me, "Did your uncle fuck your ass?" All I can say...

So, when people come up to me now
and ask me, "Did your uncle fuck your ass?" All I can say is, "I don't know

Full Transcript

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So, when people come up to me now and ask me,
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"Did your uncle fuck your ass?"
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All I can say is, "I don't know.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:44
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Fifty-fifty, I guess." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Fifty-fifty, I guess."
Because my friend, everything to this guy has two meanings. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Because my friend, everything to this guy has two meanings.
He says, "You know how you have your conscience and your subco--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
He says, "You know how you have your conscience and you...
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking that milk, Norm?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
The guy says, "Hey! You know why you're drinking t...
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your mother's breast." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
He goes, "That's because you miss sucking on your ...
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious cold milk there. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
What am I gonna guzzle the milk? There's a delicious co...
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 years old, for God sakes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And you guys don't know my mother, but she's 84 ye...
I was thinking about my mother the other day because, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I was thinking about my mother the other day because,
This is a move-- I've never seen-- - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
This is a move-- I've never seen--
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
It's very exciting, you know, to see women get
But every revolution has its casualties. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But every revolution has its casualties.
Or maybe you have a mother or a grandmother. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Or maybe you have a mother or a grandmother.
She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
She'd be cooking, she'd be in the kitchen.
There's some more turkey. Oh, the turnips! The turnips!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
There's some more turkey. Oh, the turnips! The turnips!...
Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Then I'd go, "Ma, you got enough to eat?"
And we'd go, "Can we help with the dishes?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And we'd go, "Can we help with the dishes?"
I don't think my mother has ever spoken a word - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I don't think my mother has ever spoken a word
She'll go sometimes to the grocery store and come back, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She'll go sometimes to the grocery store and come back,
She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing happened at the grocery store." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:19
She'd come back, she'd say, "A funny thing ha...
I don't even think that would be considered a story." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I don't even think that would be considered a story.&qu...