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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

They say that the reason you votefor people is you vote for the guyyou'd most like to have...

They say that the reason you vote
for people is you vote for the guy
you'd most like to have a beer with

Full Transcript

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They say that the reason you vote for people
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is you vote for the guy you'd most like to have a beer with.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:53
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having a beer with. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having ...
But what I find even more interesting - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But what I find even more interesting
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign.
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding a glass of beer. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding ...
My slogan would be... "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
My slogan would be... "Ah!"
I'd go, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'd go, "Ah!"
Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ah!"
I like wearing these on account of it hides - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I like wearing these on account of it hides
I don't want anybody painting my hair black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I don't want anybody painting my hair black.
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised...
Go, "Goddamn, I look good." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Go, "Goddamn, I look good."
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God's sake." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
I was telling you to get your affairs in order, for God'...
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd.&quo...
If your left arm feels odd, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
If your left arm feels odd,
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come,
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out."
You go, "All right." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go, "All right."
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand times." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand ti...
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now.&qu...
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it,