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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

This is what I said, "Fuck, I almost picked that!" But I do miss being out on the road,you...

This is what I said, "Fuck, I almost picked that!" But I do miss being out on the road,
you know?

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This is what I said,
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"Fuck, I almost picked that!"
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But I do miss being out on the road, you know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:10
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV.
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care for the airplanes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care f...
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane.
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an...
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom.
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie.
[laughs] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[laughs]
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant,
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man,
I'm outraged at what you are thinking - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'm outraged at what you are thinking
If you were a flight attendant and you were a male, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
If you were a flight attendant and you were a male,
I remember one time when I was a little boy, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:21
I remember one time when I was a little boy,
My dad-- now, every person knows that people are nuanced. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
My dad-- now, every person knows that people are nuanced.
I mean, he had help. It wasn't like he had a fistfight with Hitler. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I mean, he had help. It wasn't like he had a fistfight ...
But I'm saying he liberated us from what could have been - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
But I'm saying he liberated us from what could have bee...
His evil side was this crazy idea he had - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
His evil side was this crazy idea he had
I don't even know where he could come up with such an idea. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I don't even know where he could come up with such an i...
Nowadays, we can't even wrap our heads around that kind of thinking. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Nowadays, we can't even wrap our heads around that kind...
Now, in other ways, my father was very progressive. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Now, in other ways, my father was very progressive.
For instance, we had a gender neutral bathroom. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
For instance, we had a gender neutral bathroom.