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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

What do you do? I can't remember." And Fred would go,"I'll tell you what I do, Loretta."...

What do you do? I can't remember." And Fred would go,
"I'll tell you what I do, Loretta." That's my name in the story

Full Transcript

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What do you do? I can't remember."
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And Fred would go, "I'll tell you what I do, Loretta."
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That's my name
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in the story.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:03
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I think you know I work down at the bank for Mr. Abernathy.
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers about this big. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
My main job is Abernathy will give me a stack of papers abou...
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big, that's a good--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
By the end of the day, if I get them down to about this big,...
Can you possibly wrap your head around that?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Can you possibly wrap your head around that?"
Look. Abernathy's never given me that corner office like he promised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Look. Abernathy's never given me that corner office lik...
And there was plenty of lunches where he brought it up. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
And there was plenty of lunches where he brought it up.
I should just quit." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
I should just quit."
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[chuckles]
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
If you are attracted to a member of your own gender.
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
If you're attracted to a member of the opposite sex
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
It's kind of like a psychotic break you got to do.
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
You know? Like, in your mind, in your picture,
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have a great imagination. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I don't know, like, a lot of guys... I don't have ...
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
A lot of guys will do it with a... Playboy magazine, say.
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Or maybe a Victoria's Secret, or something like that.
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Like, I try, you know, but then I'll go,
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take off your underwear?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'll go, "Why don't you come over and take of...
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwear off." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Sorry about that crack about asking you to take your underwe...
However, there is this lady that works down the street from me at 7-11. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
However, there is this lady that works down the street from ...
She's not much to look at, but she likes me. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
She's not much to look at, but she likes me.