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Why do they think we still believe that horseshit?
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Why do they think we still believethat horseshit?

Why do they think we still believe
that horseshit?

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Why do they think we still believe that horseshit?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:55
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I guess I just zone out because I haven't heard it before. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I guess I just zone out because I haven't heard it befo...
They say, "If your oxygen masks happen to fall, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:17
They say, "If your oxygen masks happen to fall,
You didn't have to tell everybody, blabbermouth." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You didn't have to tell everybody, blabbermouth."
I know we're flying over the Pacific Ocean, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:22
I know we're flying over the Pacific Ocean,
All the time, you turn on the TV and the guy goes, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:17
All the time, you turn on the TV and the guy goes,
I would have saved all kinds of money." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
I would have saved all kinds of money."
If you crash in an airplane, you got zero chance of survival. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
If you crash in an airplane, you got zero chance of survival...
They'll take pictures of crash sites, take videos. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
They'll take pictures of crash sites, take videos.
Because at that point you become just dematerialized. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Because at that point you become just dematerialized.
You know? You're nothing, you're stuff, basically. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You know? You're nothing, you're stuff, basically.
"Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff," as the Scriptures say. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
"Ashes to ashes, stuff to stuff," as the Scripture...
And then the victims, they're called remains, you know, but stuff. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And then the victims, they're called remains, you know,...
And the victims' families always want the remains. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And the victims' families always want the remains.
They go, "Oh, I can't go to sleep because I keep thinking of poor Kevin - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
They go, "Oh, I can't go to sleep because I keep t...
Spiraling downwards towards certain death. Oh! - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Spiraling downwards towards certain death. Oh!
Oh, if only I could see his remains. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh, if only I could see his remains.
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
Oh, I'd sleep soundly that night.
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Then I get closure and just forget this whole thing."
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if you're Kevin's mother? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And really, do you think you're going to get Kevin if y...
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Do you think they're going to go on a plane and go,