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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You go, "Goddamn, my left arm,I feel a little odd." That's all I know about medicine

You go, "Goddamn, my left arm,
I feel a little odd." [chuckles] That's all I know about medicine

Full Transcript

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You go, "Goddamn, my left arm, I feel a little odd."
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[chuckles]
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That's all I know about medicine.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:27
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
If your left arm feels odd, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
If your left arm feels odd,
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
You phone the foot doctor, he goes, "I can't come,
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Just pay Agnes 80 bucks on the way out."
You go, "All right." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go, "All right."
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand times." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
I've had my blood pressure taken about five thousand ti...
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
I'm going to be hitting your knee with a hammer now.&qu...
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Guy pulls out a hammer, hits your knee with it,
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is struck by a hammer." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
That's exactly how you should react when your knee is s...
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
I say, "Hey, Doc, I got this thing, I'm real tired...
And syndrome, that means something you got." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
And syndrome, that means something you got."
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbledygook. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Who knows what these doctors mean with their medical gobbled...
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Guy told me yesterday, the doc, he said,
You go to doctors too much, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
You go to doctors too much,
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pap smear. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I made the mistake of one time... one time... I had a Pa...
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
But then word got out that I was a hypochondriac.
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
My friend who does have a medical issue, it's terrible,
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I was in grade four. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Now, I've been blessed to have the same friends since I...
Now, we all went our different paths, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:12
Now, we all went our different paths,
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And now, 586 pounds. It's incredible.
But he's finally decided to change, thank God. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But he's finally decided to change, thank God.