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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You gotta be ready for anythinglife throws you in this here world

You gotta be ready for anything
life throws you in this here world

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You gotta be ready for anything life throws you in this here world.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:28
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I know what I would do in the Andes on account of
Like I flew in from Vegas, I remember, one time, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Like I flew in from Vegas, I remember, one time,
And I was like, "I'm eating that fucking fourteen year--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And I was like, "I'm eating that fucking fourteen ...
You got to be ready for anything this world throws at you. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
You got to be ready for anything this world throws at you. Y...
And, you know... and I am, you know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
And, you know... and I am, you know?
Like, I remember one time I was flying from Vegas to LA - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
Like, I remember one time I was flying from Vegas to LA
[laughs] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
[laughs]
You know what I mean? We got problems in this country. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
You know what I mean? We got problems in this country.
For instance, systematic racism. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
For instance, systematic racism.
And the driver picked me up to take me to the gig. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And the driver picked me up to take me to the gig.
And we're driving through downtown Portland and he says, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
And we're driving through downtown Portland and he says...
You know? [chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:19
You know? [chuckles]
Why are all-- not all, but a lot of drivers for some reason, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Why are all-- not all, but a lot of drivers for some reason,
That's what I hear a lot of, 'cause I don't drive, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
That's what I hear a lot of, 'cause I don't d...
Like I had a guy once, he goes, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
Like I had a guy once, he goes,
And no one has ever heard of the term "scuddlehead." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:15
And no one has ever heard of the term "scuddlehead.&quo...
As a matter of fact, why not make the goats the scapegoats? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
As a matter of fact, why not make the goats the scapegoats?
He's-- that's the one that's at fault. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
He's-- that's the one that's at fault.
But anyways, I'm not here to talk about goats. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
But anyways, I'm not here to talk about goats.
[soft chuckle] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
[soft chuckle]