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You gotta-- you can't be rational to actually gamble
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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You gotta-- you can't be rationalto actually gamble, because it doesn't make no sense,you...

You gotta-- you can't be rational
to actually gamble, because it doesn't make no sense,
you know?

Full Transcript

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You gotta-- you can't be rational to actually gamble,
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because it doesn't make no sense, you know?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:31
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
And I remember I was at the-- one time I got... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
And I remember I was at the-- one time I got...
I went-- I was walking down - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I went-- I was walking down
Now, I don't know if you know the game of roulette. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Now, I don't know if you know the game of roulette.
But anyways, I put a hundred dollars on black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But anyways, I put a hundred dollars on black.
You know? And the little silver ball spun around the wheel and everything, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
You know? And the little silver ball spun around the wheel a...
This is what I said, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
This is what I said,
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I mean, I'm all alone looking in the TV.
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care for the airplanes. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
After years of therapy I figured out why I don't care f...
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I don't like the crashing and dying in the airplane.
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an airplane. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Hey, by the way, I got a little tip for you if you fly on an...
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
That way you get the extra two, three inches of legroom.
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
And all you have to do to get the exit row is to lie.
[laughs] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
[laughs]
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
When I was young, if you were a flight attendant,
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
And, if you were a flight attendant and you were a man,
I'm outraged at what you are thinking - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'm outraged at what you are thinking
If you were a flight attendant and you were a male, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
If you were a flight attendant and you were a male,
I remember one time when I was a little boy, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:21
I remember one time when I was a little boy,
My dad-- now, every person knows that people are nuanced. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
My dad-- now, every person knows that people are nuanced.
I mean, he had help. It wasn't like he had a fistfight with Hitler. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I mean, he had help. It wasn't like he had a fistfight ...