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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You only got so much time,you got to choose. You know?

You only got so much time,
you got to choose. You know?

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You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:30
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election,
Whenever you get close to an election, they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Whenever you get close to an election, they go,
Those people that don't know anything." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Those people that don't know anything."
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--...
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that.
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go,
Do you like yellow?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Do you like yellow?"
Here's a guy on the TV that's speaking for me finally. Ruth! - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Here's a guy on the TV that's speaking for me fina...
Well, this motherfucker... finally, a person that's speaking - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Well, this motherfucker... finally, a person that's spe...
They say that the reason you vote for people - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
They say that the reason you vote for people
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having a beer with. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having ...
But what I find even more interesting - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But what I find even more interesting
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign.
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding a glass of beer. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding ...
My slogan would be... "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
My slogan would be... "Ah!"
I'd go, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'd go, "Ah!"
Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ah!"
I like wearing these on account of it hides - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I like wearing these on account of it hides
I don't want anybody painting my hair black. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I don't want anybody painting my hair black.
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
On account of I don't want to die and then be surprised...