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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You seem like a fine enough fella, It's just that I cannot readyour 45-page position paper...

You seem like a fine enough fella, It's just that I cannot read
your 45-page position paper on account of,
earlier today, a guy told me that I only get the one life

Full Transcript

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You seem like a fine enough fella,
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It's just that I cannot read your 45-page position paper
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on account of, earlier today, a guy told me
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that I only get the one life.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:00
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
I still got half a box full of Matlock. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I still got half a box full of Matlock.
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know?
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But later on, man, when you get closer to the election,
Whenever you get close to an election, they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:09
Whenever you get close to an election, they go,
Those people that don't know anything." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
Those people that don't know anything."
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
And they go, "We gotta get those guys that don't--...
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Nothing about the sea of Japan or anything like that.
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
There's a guy that'll come on TV and go,
Do you like yellow?" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
Do you like yellow?"
Here's a guy on the TV that's speaking for me finally. Ruth! - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
Here's a guy on the TV that's speaking for me fina...
Well, this motherfucker... finally, a person that's speaking - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:13
Well, this motherfucker... finally, a person that's spe...
They say that the reason you vote for people - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
They say that the reason you vote for people
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having a beer with. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They vote for presidents by who you would most enjoy having ...
But what I find even more interesting - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
But what I find even more interesting
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
If it was me, that would be my whole campaign.
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding a glass of beer. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You know what I mean? Everywhere I went I'd be holding ...
My slogan would be... "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
My slogan would be... "Ah!"
I'd go, "Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'd go, "Ah!"
Ah!" - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ah!"
I like wearing these on account of it hides - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I like wearing these on account of it hides