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Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

You'll go, "Goddamn!I wish I had some pie!" Anyway, they show a pie chart and it willbe...

You'll go, "Goddamn!
I wish I had some pie!" Anyway, they show a pie chart and it will
be like 45 percent yes

Full Transcript

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You'll go, "Goddamn! I wish I had some pie!"
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Anyway, they show a pie chart and it will be like 45 percent yes.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:54
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Anchor Spud Productions

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Movie Summary

In his final comedy special, Norm Macdonald ponders casinos, cannibalism, living wills and why you have to be ready for whatever life throws your way.
Ten percent: "I don't know." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
Ten percent: "I don't know."
I'm not ashamed of being part of the ten percent. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
I'm not ashamed of being part of the ten percent.
You know? Sounds small, but ten percent of this great country, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
You know? Sounds small, but ten percent of this great countr...
I go, "Hello, is this the TV? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
I go, "Hello, is this the TV?
[chuckles] - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
[chuckles]
I'm no sap." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'm no sap."
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections are around, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
But, I tell you, man, you got to, especially when elections ...
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things nowadays. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:05
When you're a comedian, they expect you to know things ...
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:14
During the Vietnam War, they wouldn't go,
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual modern-day philosophers - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:10
First of all, it always makes me feel sad for the actual mod...
They're working, trying to come up with their philosophy and they go, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
They're working, trying to come up with their philosoph...
You ever hear of this night club comic? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You ever hear of this night club comic?
He's doing some very good work on 'totaligism'" or what the hell... - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
He's doing some very good work on 'totaligism'...
I'll tell you, when the election cycle starts, this is what I've noticed. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:07
I'll tell you, when the election cycle starts, this is ...
Because they are trying to get the people that are smart, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
Because they are trying to get the people that are smart,
So, they will try to get you - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
So, they will try to get you
I will not be doing that." - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:08
I will not be doing that."
You seem like a fine enough fella, - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:16
You seem like a fine enough fella,
I still got half a box full of Matlock. - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:11
I still got half a box full of Matlock.
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know? - Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special 00:06
You only got so much time, you got to choose. You know?