Good evening. Not what I expected. A little taller, a little more polished than the...

[Thornhill and Vandaam meeting each other for the first time in Townsend's office, where Vandaam has stolen his identity; they both size each other up silently] Phillip Vandamm: Good evening. [beat] Phillip Vandamm: Not what I expected. A little taller, a little more polished than the others... Roger Thornhill: Well, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend! Phillip Vandamm: But I'm afraid just as obvious. Leonard: What the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here? Phillip Vandamm: Games? Must we? Roger Thornhill: Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I do have tickets to the theatre tonight, and a show I was looking forward to and I get, well, *unreasonable* about things like that. Phillip Vandamm: With such play-acting, you make this very room a theatre. [Leonard, Vandaam's co-conspirator, enters] Phillip Vandamm: Ah, Leonard. Have you met our distinguished guest? Leonard: He's a well-tailored one, isn't he? Phillip Vandamm: My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan. Elusive, however misguided... Roger Thornhill: Wait a minute. Did you call me "Kaplan"? Phillip Vandamm: Oh, I know you're a man of many names, but I'm perfectly willing to accept your current choice. Roger Thornhill: "Current choice"? My name is Thornhill - Roger Thornhill! It's never been anything else!